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Lee: HOLY SHIT WAS I REALLY THIS ANGSTY?
....AND ANTI-LOVE?
THE FUCK. WHEN IS THAT EVEN FROM. ._____.
.....AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? xD
Cat: I CORRUPTED YOU TO LOVE. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF IT NOW. IT'S LIKE GLITTER.... OR HERPES. I GAVE YOU AN STD OF LOOOVE.
Lee:.....LOL. I LOVE YOU. SO MUCH.
Cat: I LOVE YOU TOO XD
Lee: YOU'RE MAJESTIC AS ALL FUCK.
Cat: DEFINITELY. LIKE A GAZELLE OR ANTELOPE OR DEER OR SOME SHIT.
Lee: LIKE A GAZEELDOPE.

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Lee: Also, I was wearing a skirt with threads of silvery stuff in it. The threads fall out a lot. Some got tangled in my underwear, and when I was changing, I totally thought for a second I had shimmery pubes. Yes.
Cat: …YOU'VE GOT FUCKING UNICORN PUBES OMFG.
Lee: LIKE A FUCKING BOSS.
YEAH, I WAS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE…I'M MOTHERFUCKING MAGICAL, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS! LOOK AT MY PUBES! …OH, WAIT.
Cat: …ROFL. "HEY GUYS, LOOK! LOOK OVER HERE! OMFG LOOK! LOOOOOOOOOOK! OMFG OMFG LOOK GUIZ LOOOK" "what?!" "LOOKIT. MY PUBES. LOOK AT THEM. I'M A MOTHERFUCKING UNICORN"

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Lee: I JUST DERPED ON SPELLING DERP.
DEPR.
….DAMNIT.
*DERP.
DERP.
Cat: ….
Lee: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
P.
P.
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS FUCKING P. BITCH DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH DEER.
FINE, BITCH. DEER DOESN'T WANT YOU ANYWAYS.
YOU'RE JUST ONE FUCKING LETTER. YOU'RE NOT ENOUGH FOR FOUR LETTER DEER.
Cat: DEER, NOW?
Lee: DEER.
NOT DERP
Cat: DEER.
Lee: DEERP.
Cat: ….
HEER DEER?
Lee: NO, YOU SEE, DER BROKE UP WITH P.
THEN DER IS LIKE 'FUCK YOU, I CAN BE ENOUGH FOR MYSELF' AND GAINED AN E.
BECAUSE DEER IS AN INDEPENDENT, CONFIDENT WOMAN [OR MAN].
Cat: SO LIKE, DER WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE P, BUT THEN P STOPPED RETURNING THEIR MESSAGES AND CHANGED THEIR FAILCRACK STATUS TO SINGLE
AND THEN DER WAS LIKE
FUCK THIS, IM ONE CONFIDENT BITCH, AND I'M FUCKING AWESOME YO
SO I'LL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH MYSELF
AND THEN ASEXUALLY REPLICATED WITH ITSELF
AND MARRIED THE CLONE
BECOMING 'DEER'
  • Mood: Alienated
  • Listening to: Radio.
  • Reading: Internettttt.
  • Watching: You. ;D

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:iconshadowfletcher:
Happy late birthday! :D

Now, what would you like for a present? :3


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Founder of #Inspiring-Words
Co-Founder of #The-Written-World

"If God were small enough to be understood,
He would not be big enough to be worshiped."
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:iconterakatt:
Thanks! <3
UM. IUNNO.

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if you need to crash then crash and burn, you're not alone.
To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, their own selves, their version of him. ~Goethe
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:iconshadowfletcher:
Thou art welcomeee. <3
Would you like a random short story about Lance/Rex? Or Blade/Orethan? xD


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Founder of #Inspiring-Words
Co-Founder of #The-Written-World

"If God were small enough to be understood,
He would not be big enough to be worshiped."
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:iconterakatt:
Sure. xD

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if you need to crash then crash and burn, you're not alone.
To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, their own selves, their version of him. ~Goethe
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:iconjoanne-goulty-cullen:
I COULDN'T REFRAIN...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (again) :D

Have a WONNNNNNNNNDERFUL day/Night, whatever xD Time zones confuse the fuck out of me xD

:party: :dance::cake: :boogie: :party:

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Yes, I truly regret adding 'Cullen' to my name. Twilight is the worst thing in creation. I apologise sincerely. D:
₪ ø |||·o. The war is coming.
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:iconterakatt:
8D <3
[I'm 8 hrs. behind you.]

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if you need to crash then crash and burn, you're not alone.
To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, their own selves, their version of him. ~Goethe
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:iconjoanne-goulty-cullen:
Okay, I'll remember that xD :heart:

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Yes, I truly regret adding 'Cullen' to my name. Twilight is the worst thing in creation. I apologise sincerely. D:
₪ ø |||·o. The war is coming.
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:iconshadowfletcher:
And the game begins again. xD

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Co-Founder of #The-Written-World

"If God were small enough to be understood,
He would not be big enough to be worshiped."
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:iconterakatt:
Woo! 8D
:iconfailplz:
[It makes me so happy that the icon for fail is a 1 on a d20.]

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if you need to crash then crash and burn, you're not alone.
To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority love in others only what they lend him, their own selves, their version of him. ~Goethe
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:iconshadowfletcher:
:iconballplz:

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